.The two young lads had really loud music blaring from their works' van.
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"Oh I can't listen to that all day, mutter, mutter ... "
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So I decided to nip it in the bud and act like a middle-aged housewife.
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Me : "Excuse me? Would you mind turning your music down a bit please?"
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Builder No 1 : "Of course love. Sorry about that"
(OMG, I'm officially a "love")
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Builder No 2 : "Have you a baby sleeping?"
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Me : "No"
(thinking to myself ... "I just think your music is crap")
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So they very kindly switched their music off and we're all happy.
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Except I get inside and realise .... he thought I'd just had a baby!!
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I'm off to check out the WeightWatchers Web Site!
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5 comments:
It's not so bad! I'm getting to the stage where i might be considered too old to have a baby! xx
Since I already have so many kids, and am FAT, people always think I'm pregnant....again.......
If you find a way to lose it let me in on it!
I have already found some cool stuff for the swap...heh heh heh.
Oh it's the most crushing insult a woman can receive isn't it? I remember it happened to me when I was about 25 and at night school. It was the dress I was wearing that did it but I was mortified. Mind you, so was the lady who said it when I said 'no'.
Don't worry, Emma a couple of months ago I was wearing (what I Thought) was a very flattering top - only to have the bus driver ask me when my baby was due! - My daughter is 8!!! Needless to say the top is now banished to the back of the wardrobe!
April xx
tell them no you havent had a baby,you just need a big poo..that'll throw 'em.
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