boy*jelly had a friend to tea yesterday evening.
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The friend was of the girl variety, but luckily they are still at that age where those things aren't important.
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I shall call this friend Chloe, for that is her name.
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When I took Chloe home in the car, I enquired as to whether she had enjoyed herself at a "boy's house"?
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Chloe : "Oh yes, I have been to a boy's house for tea before, I went to Alfonse's house once. Gertrude in my class says she has kissed Alfonse on the lips before, but I haven't"
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Me : "Ewwww, why would you want to kiss a boy on the lips? Boys are smelly. Boys do gross things like pick their nose and wipe it on their t-shirt"
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Chloe : "Yes. I know." ..... pause..... "My daddy doesn't though. He picks his nose and flicks it out the window"
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Oh I love the way kids are happy to betray their parents!
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Alfonse and Gertrude are not their real names, but I don't want Adam and Ruby's mums to find out.
11 comments:
Kids say the funniest things! I love your little "disclaimer" - so funny!
April xx
heh heh heh....!
Awww don't you just love kids!!!
Have a nice evening :)
Mademoiselle M.
Haha that's funny. I was watching a documentary thing the other evening with my 12 year old about a Lufthansa hijacking back in the 80's. He asked me if it was about the mile high club - gulp!
That is so funny!
Kimx
Poor old "Chloe's" dad
Fantastic!!!! Kids are fab!
Thank you for your advice on my studio, and I agree kids say the funiest of things, Daniel often has us in stitches.... they are priceless!
cheers Alex
Hi, I've left you an award and a tag on my blog
April xx
Its Ralph!!
Clare
There is an award for you on my blog!
Hehe - aren't they wonderful at that age. Speaking as they find.
A blog award for you on my blog.
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