Festive Cheer

I always see lots of yummy recipes on other people's blogs so thought I would share with you a really quick and easy Christmas Cake recipe.

Make sure you read all of the instructions ...

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Ingredients:

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* 2 cups flour

* 1 stick butter

* 1 cup of water

* 1 tsp baking soda

* 1 cup of sugar

* 1 tsp salt

* 1 cup of brown sugar

* Lemon juice

* 4 large eggs

* Nuts

* 1 bottle tequila

* 2 cups of dried fruit

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Sample the tequila to check quality.

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Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.

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To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

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Repeat.

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Turn on the electric mixer.

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Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

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Add one teaspoon of sugar.

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Beat again.

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At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case.

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Turn off the mixerer thingy.

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Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

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Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.

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Mix on the turner.

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If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

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Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

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Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

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Check the tequila.

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Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

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Add one table.

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Add a spoon of sugar, or some thing. Whatever you can find.

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Greash the oven.

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Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

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Don't forget to beat off the turner.

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Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

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Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

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Bingle Jells!

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