It was a "Sports" birthday party held in our local sports centre.
The birthday party was held in the big sports hall and the kids played football.(Not being a frequent visitor to a sports centre, I believe the hall is where some people go to do up-and-down-jumping-type things and get sweaty?)
Call it genetics, but boy*jelly is not motivated by anything athletic and decided to watch from the sidelines.
When the birthday boy's dad asked boy*jelly if everything was ok, apparantely he was told:
"I don't much like the smell of this place.
It smells of Q's and I don't like Q's".
I can't think where he gets it from?!