12 July 2008

"Eyes Woman, Eyes!"

Many years ago, back when Britain used to have a summer, I had a bad bout of hayfever.
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My eyes were really red and itchy, so I asked Mr Jelly to pop to the chemist to see if he could get me a remedy of some sort.
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At the counter, a lady of older years served him.
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Mr Jelly : "Can I have something for itchy eyes please?"
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She looked at him a bit non-plussed.
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Chemist woman : "Do you mean something like this?"
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Mr Jelly (thinking to himself) : "Why's she showing me that? That's for when you've got piles? That's for when you've got an itchy....."
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Mr Jelly (very hastily) : "No ... Eyes! EYES!"
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3 comments:

prettyshabby said...

can you tell I have some catching up to do?..this is hilarious...eyes!!I'm in stitches..has your husband got a very strong accent or something? how did the chemist get from eyes to a*se??!!
so funny x

Katy said...

lol. That is HILARIOUS!!!!

Sal said...

Just think ..somewhere there is probably someone using itchy eyes cream,you know where!;-)