I'm Off

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Yup, me too!

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So me and boy*jelly are escaping for a week on Saturday.

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From now until then I shall be trying to get everything done and ready!

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Keep your finger's crossed for sunny weather, because it will be the second week of Wimbledon AND the same week as Glastonbury.

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Hmmm.

Maybe I'd better pack those wellies after all ...

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Who's The Daddy?

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I saw this idea on Beki's blog ages ago and completely, totally and

un-ashamedly stole it for a Father's day present for Mr Jelly.
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I've been dying to show the pictures off to you, but of course I couldn't because, although he says he never reads my blog, I'm sure Mr Jelly takes a sneeky peek now and then ...

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(click to see larger size)

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I ordered some wooden letters from ebay

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(I realised just in time that I only actually needed one "D" !)

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and then dragged took boy*jelly to his school on a Saturday a secret location where there are some dry-stone-wall buildings to use.

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Thanks Beki for the idea - it's made me look really creative and clever!

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Before Boys There Was Shopping

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Yesterday I told you about going to see "The Boys", but me and Granny*jelly did get to Cardiff quite early, and are what else are you supposed to do when surrounded by shops but go shopping?!

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I'll show you in pictures some of the purchases that were made ...

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Hopefully, you should be able to click the photos to see bigger sizes.

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It wasn't all clothes and shoes though ...

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The Circus Came To Town

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Me and Granny*jelly took one of these...

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... to here ...

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... so that we could join this bunch of people ...

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... because we had tickets to see these boys ...

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... hang on, just let me adjust the camera settings ...

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* SCREAM ! *
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They were PHENOMENAL!!!

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(If you've got tickets to go and see them, then I suggest you don't read the rest of this post)

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There was this ...

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Some of this ...

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Plenty of this ...

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And I couldn't believe it when Gary spotted me in the crowd of 65,000 and gave me a wave!

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Then he told the other boys to look out for me ...

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"Is she straight ahead or up there?"

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"No! She's over there"

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"I'm telling you, she's over in that direction"

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"Hands up if you're not called Mrs Jelly"

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."Oh, there we go, now I see her"

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Seriously though, it was the best hour and a half of singing and screaming I've had in a long time and I'll leave you with some more pictures ...

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(because I've got 155 photos to choose from!)

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Coming Soon To A Blog Near You ...

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View from my hotel window yesterday ...

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... All will be revealed tomorrow!

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Camper Van & Russian Doll Bunting

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I've been experimenting with printing onto cotton fabric for a long time now and have applied the technique to our newest jb*jb products.

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First to show you is the Russian Doll bunting.

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I spent a lot of time drawing her face on the computer, and although it's ever-so-slightly too big on this prototype version, I think it looks great!

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She wears a red polka-dot head scarf with funky paisley fabric for her body.

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Available to purchase from the website here.

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My next project was to make a camper-van bunting, and I'm really pleased with how this one has turned out!

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It has a large red brad for the logo, and again, most of the design has been printed onto fabric, and I've used plain red fabric for the body.

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Available to purchase from the website here.

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I was considering allowing customers to choose from several colours and that way they can design their own "rainbow" version of each of the buntings if they want ... what do you think?

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Hurry! Whilst Stocks Last!

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Are you tired of hoovering?

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Do you wish you could get somebody else to do it for you?

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Here at jb*jb, we understand the coma-like state that hoovering can induce, so we're offering you this once in a lifetime opportunity to build your very own

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Cowboy-Vac!

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. .Simply plug the cowboy attachment into your ordinary household hoover and watch it whizz through your hoovering, whilst you sit back in a leisurely manner admiring its enthusiasm.

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To create your very own cowboy-vac, simply take one small child

(we recommend no younger than six otherwise the enthusiasm level in your model can diminish before the hoovering is complete).

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Dress your child in mis-matched stripy clothing (including stripy pants) and for that finishing touch add a cowboy hat.

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You could replace the cowboy hat with a tiara for the girl version, but we must stress, we have not tested the alternative female model.

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* Please note, an elderly dog lying in a supine manner on the floor is not essential to the success of your cowboy-vac.

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Have fun with your brand-spanking new alternative to hoovering the carpet yourself!

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And don't forget to keep an eye out for our next exciting new product :

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The Pirate-Duster!

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which is still undergoing testing at the moment!

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Everyone Must Read This

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I know my blog is usually very light-hearted and full of giggles, but I also know that I reach a wide audience of readers and this post on another blog

HAS TO BE READ.

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Click the image below to read it now.

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It's serious.

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School Sports Day

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Father Simon

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They say life begins at forty, so in seven months' time I should become alive and invigorated, right?
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But judging by the current state of affairs, my memory is suffering from a slow, drawn-out death.
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Take this morning for example.
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For some reason, this guy popped into my head:
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Don't ask me why.
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Maybe it's because I have a slight fixation with his un-naturally white veneer teeth I watched "Britain's Got More Talent Most Talented" yesterday.

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And here's the thing.

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I couldn't for the life of me remember his surname.

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Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... CALLOW !

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Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... BATES !

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.No, he's a radio dj on Classic FM, formerly famous in the Eighties.

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Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... SHEPHERD !

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No, he's a tv actor, again, famous in the Eighties.

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Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... COWELL !

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And then that made me think of one of these.

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A religous cowl.
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And that means the next time I forget his surname, I shall probably think;

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Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... Simon .... MONK !

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