Does Anyone Have The Time?

There are two clocks in this house that I rely on...

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Whilst the clock in front of the telly says this:

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And the one in my workroom says this:

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(You'll note it's an alarm clock - usually set for 3pm so

I DON'T FORGET TO PICK boy*jelly UP FROM SCHOOL!)

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The one in the computer room isn't too bad:

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But the oven says this:

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Although the microwave says this:

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And don't even think about looking on the hi-fi for the time:

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The one upstairs is no better:

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It's no wonder I never know whether I'm coming or going!.