Appraisal Of Me

I was given my staff appraisal today.

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This is what it said:

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Improvements could be made in the following areas:

• Frequently turns up for work late.
• Often makes no effort with her appearance, and is often to be found in her pyjamas.
• On no account does she ever tidy up after herself leaving her boss to do it every Sunday.
• Likes playing Scrabble on the Nintendo DS a little too much.
• Is happy to let her team work for no money whatsoever.

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However, Emma brings the following skills to her role:

• Her work is exmplerary and is finished to a high standard.
• Regularly has good ideas for new products and witty blog posts.
• Will quite often stay until 10 pm processing orders.
• Is a jack-of-all trades demonstrated by; answering emails, working on financial accounts, sourcing new stockists, working on new marketing strategies, website design and management as well as seeking out new business opportunities.

  

  A fair assessment I suppose.

(In case you hadn't realised ... I'm self-employed!)

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