12 June 2008

Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
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I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
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I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
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Certain men and all the ladies.
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I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
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My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can s tart emeditely.
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Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
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hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
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Sinseerly,
BRYAN (nikname Beefy)
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PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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Employer's response:...
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Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,
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It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.
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6 comments:

Ringmaster said...

Okay, you make me laugh! Just one question, where does this hunk work? HA HA

ethel and edna's tearoom said...

hahaha So is he a JBJB employee? For that I think I'm going to send the YMML Award right back to you!! :o)

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Tip Top said...

hahhahahahahha!!! Love it!!

Adventures in Heywood said...

I spent 6 months in Leicester. I have to say I mostly blame Cadbury's for the fact that my abs don't look like this man's. Oh, and the fact that I dislike to sweat. But mostly Cadbury's. And in true American fashion, I'm sitting here wondering if it's possible to sue for that.

Lola said...

Ummmmm..Hi! Yeah, that's my boyfriend! I like 'em big and stupid!