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Memo to : The Weather
From : Most of the UK
Date : August 2009, 2008, 2007
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It has come to our attention that you appear to have mis-read the last memo.
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It stated :
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Rain, rain, go away
Come again another day
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You seem to have substituted the word "another" for "every"
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Management took a long time constructing this rhyme and for you to misinterpret the meaning is a blatant disregard for our general well-being and vitamin-d intake.
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Please look into this oversight immediately.
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Failure to act upon this memo may result in the ending of the rhyme being changed entirely.
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And not necessarily for the better.
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Oh, how good it is to laugh on such a dismal day!
ReplyDeleteEmma, that has brightened a dull (but dry) start to my day. x
ReplyDeleteI second that memo. It's starting to get a little (OK, A LOT!) annoying.
ReplyDeleteThank you for making me laugh :D :D :D you're always way too funny! and you bring some sunshine even if I am sitting next to a window and I'm asking myself: is it REALLY-REALLY august??? hugs from a sad sad italian in swindon :( federica
ReplyDeleteI second the above.... (mind you, I saw some sunshine just now! shhh don't let the rain cloud know!) mind you I have had 7 wasps in the kitchen with a flying kitten launching herself off anything and everything trying to catch them and I have a back yard full of flying ants about to launch! yay for the summer!
ReplyDeleteI was informed that we are going to have an Australian Christmas... my sister in law is considering making Turkey burgers for our Christmas bbq's! who is she kidding it will just rain! lol ;D
x Alex
you do make me chuckle XD
ReplyDeleteChortle - hope it listens to you!
ReplyDeleteRain? What's rain??
ReplyDeleteIt's a pity that the heavens are so unequal in their distribution of moisture.
I agree. It is so grey and dingy and miserable i am starting to look like frickin' Gollum.
ReplyDeleteyeah it worked - second day running with washing actually drying on the line rather than hanging about damply and going musty before actually drying - thanks jbjb x
ReplyDeleteHear, hear, although here in Bangor(NI not Wales!)we have had a few fairly sunny days with just a big downpour now and then.
ReplyDeleteHi Emma been doing a wee bit of bloghopping and came across your inspirational blog,wow so glad i found you so much to see,read and drool over{whayt can i say?lol}
ReplyDeleteLook forward to popping by again.
hugs
Tracy
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We had nothing but rain all June and July. I musta had the wrong words as well.
ReplyDeleteNow you tell me......
Can I have a request for 20-24degrees with no rain for Saturday please? Thanks!
ReplyDeletegreat post!...sadly only worked for 3 days of summer, still better than nothing I guess.
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