Hurry! Whilst Stocks Last!

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Are you tired of hoovering?

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Do you wish you could get somebody else to do it for you?

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Here at jb*jb, we understand the coma-like state that hoovering can induce, so we're offering you this once in a lifetime opportunity to build your very own

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Cowboy-Vac!

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. .Simply plug the cowboy attachment into your ordinary household hoover and watch it whizz through your hoovering, whilst you sit back in a leisurely manner admiring its enthusiasm.

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To create your very own cowboy-vac, simply take one small child

(we recommend no younger than six otherwise the enthusiasm level in your model can diminish before the hoovering is complete).

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Dress your child in mis-matched stripy clothing (including stripy pants) and for that finishing touch add a cowboy hat.

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You could replace the cowboy hat with a tiara for the girl version, but we must stress, we have not tested the alternative female model.

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* Please note, an elderly dog lying in a supine manner on the floor is not essential to the success of your cowboy-vac.

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Have fun with your brand-spanking new alternative to hoovering the carpet yourself!

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And don't forget to keep an eye out for our next exciting new product :

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The Pirate-Duster!

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which is still undergoing testing at the moment!

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